clockiel:

hhey uhhhhh wanna be friends with me (starts stuttering) (says an unfunny joke) (spends 10 minutes trying to think of a reply to something you say) i gotta go

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high-functioningginger:

And the Righteous Man spoke unto the Prophet Kevin “I present you with keys to our dwelling. Do not betray this trust with merriment and wine.”

And the Prophet replied “Fear not, for I have no one to make merry with” And the Righteous Man gazed sorrowfully at him and spake no more.

Chuck 8:23

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teruteruhanamura:

what if u woke up and ur fav fictional character was snuggled next to u and they were like “good morning”

(via lstu)

illalwayscomebacktoyou:

If Hannibal could see what Tobias was doing with the people he murdered, he would have said, “WHAT A WASTE OF FOOD.”

And Tobias would say, “What.”

And Hannibal would say, “I mean what.”